Welcome to the internets greatest annual column on the least updated MA hardcore/metal site that covers non-metal/hardcore music.

Here is some stuff that was kicking around my mind…

You know when you see those teaser commercials for the 10:00 news.  They always hype some 'undercover investigation' where their crack team of 'experts' has uncovered a wrong in our society.  Some really fucked up shit like “Does flying in an airplane give you cancer,” that sort of thing, every time they do it there is always a connection.  I think the news organizations should mix it up with some stories they just blatantly made up.  “Does doing jumping jacks really improve your verbal skills?”  Then the plastic haired news announcer would look straight at the camera and calmly say “NO, there is no direct connection.”  End of Segment.  It would keep the viewers guessing.  Ratings would soar.

Blink 182 really need to never ever ever again try ‘something new and different’ on their records.  They had found a nice little cubby hole of pop punk where most people could stomach their music but really this new shit sucks ass.

Is there anything faggier than a man saying, “Buh Bye?”
Yes… and drinking out of a straw is that thing.

I’m beginning to think that the gas prices are rising just so George Bush can give everyone a big ole ‘I told you so’ about the war not being about oil.

At work, we recently got in the new hip sugar alternative Splenda.  There are already some talks about how it probably is not good for you and that it will give you cancer….and the cancer will have herpes.  But if I can’t trust something with main ingredients like Dextrose, Maltodextrin, and Sucralose, really what can I trust.

Speaking of work, occassionally I get asked the question, so what’s on your mind?  But I seem to have trouble properly conveying what exactly is going through my mind.  Unfortunately, the adjectives in the english language do not have enough depth for me explain what exactly I’m thinking about.  I feel even if I tried to mumble out the words, I would never be able to capture the essence of what my mind is usually thinking.  Luckily, the internet gives me the opportunity to visually display what exactly my mind is thinking.  And that is…..

I plan on actually writing stuff here more often as well as actually completing some reviews that I half-finished before I was side-tracked with Croatian pop star home porn vids (I wish I was making that up).  For now, sign up for the messageboard, send me e-mail, bomb my house, do something or nothing, I don’t care.

And now the greatest piece of spam I have ever received…

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