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Dearest Bill Simmons...
[by
Egon
on Tuesday, July 19, 2005]
WRITE A NEW FUCKING COLUMN.
Seriously, I'm so bored at work I resorted to writing something on my own website. Do you know how hard it is to steal material from you if you don't have anything new up? Do you, Bill, do you?
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